Porsche Cayenne GTS
Porsche has just released the first pictures of its go faster Cayenne. Apparently it has more power and some new bumpers and wheels. Now of course it's obvious that this is an awful car and that nobody with a modicum of common sense would even dare to consider buying one. But actually all of this is irrelevant. Because look at the last picture. It's got a manual gearbox! That means that all those snobs will have to do something completely unfamiliar to them, which is use something called the left leg. This is easily the greatest car launched in the Frankfurt motorshow, no questions about it. Of course if you don't want to look like a complete twat but think "mmm... I rather fancy having a GTS badge in the boot on my compensation-for-serious-personality-issues device" there's always the Maserati Quattroporte GTS. Only these are actually bought by real men. So just go to the psycologist instead. Or try to enlarge you penis. Probably.